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u/Luna_Wood 2d ago

Think about about how much more satisfying that is rather than buying your 10th Bugatti? This is a good person.

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u/iamawakebutnotwoke 2d ago

Keanu Reeves the same person. Two men everyone should look up to!

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u/antithero 2d ago

I heard Brad Pitt built houses in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina destroyed much of the city.

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u/kenwongart 2d ago

Unfortunately the project was widely considered a disaster. “The vast majority of the recently constructed homes are riddled with construction-related problems that have led to mold, termites, rotting wood, flooding and other woes.”

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u/Aggravating-Method24 2d ago

I think, he's an actor not a construction company, he should be allowed to try and fail to build houses and still be praised for trying. Sure it's better to succeed but I'm still glad he tried.

The problems were likely in who he hired to do the work.

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u/kenwongart 2d ago

True. Hopefully Bale’s project has better long term results.

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u/tedflambe 2d ago

Yeah but Brad Pitt also got drunk on a plane and abused his wife and kids. So while he did try to do something good that failed, in this instance. I'm not sure he's the guy you want to be lifting up as someone to be praised.

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u/Aggravating-Method24 2d ago

I am praising the action, not the guy in general. Everyone is a mix of good and bad actions. Yes, shitty behaviour to his wife and kids, but that doesn't mean this wasn't a genuine effort to do something good.

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u/asylum_disciple 1d ago

Its almost as if people are multi-faceted, complex humans who aren't "100%" anything..

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u/Nicktendo 1d ago

If I learned anything from 2006 Best Picture Winner Crash, it was that people are complicated

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u/ac2cvn_71 2d ago

I came here to say that. Both men are national fucking treasures! And yeah, Bale is a Brit but I'll still claim him

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u/Arkavien 2d ago

It was the director of photography who repeatedly walked into the shot while bale was trying to perform some stressful intense scene. Apparently Bale had already pointed it out several times and asked him to stop doing it before the rant/people started filming it. He later apologized publicly and said it was inexcusable, calling himself a punk for doing it.

Not saying what he did was ok, the recording was like 4 minutes long of him just completely losing it on the guy....but I will say.....I have been that frustrated with a coworker before.

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u/unwantedposterboy 2d ago

I worked on set for a few years. If someone can't shut the fuck up and stay out of the way, they shouldn't even be there. It's already hard enough to coordinate all the different roles into unison. I saw the full video and the guy that got yelled at didn't give two fucks who he bothered. Not all clips include it, but I saw one where he was blabbing away to someone else while the others were trying to focus on getting shit done. No regard for how he was affecting anyone.

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u/DangerousLoner 1d ago

I saw that video and the guy reminded me of cocaine users at 3am. Just shut up!

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u/Wine_runner 2d ago edited 2d ago

So unless you're 100% perfect people shouldn't applaud the good things someone might do. What sort of a depressing world you must live in that building this village can't be appreciated.
Edit: just noticed you did appreciate it. Ignore me.

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u/TurdFerguson747474 2d ago

No, it’s an excuse assholes use to not help society, they’d rather point out one of the worst moments of someone life instead of just saying good job dude.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/yooobuddd 2d ago

Oh man, you just hop straight to calling names. Big L

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u/GenuineVerve 2d ago

Nah take the L

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u/DeceitfulLittleB 2d ago

Its never ok to berate coworkers however the context makes it at least understandable. This dude who worked for the lighting department kept walking into scenes ruining multiple takes. You're an actor working 12-16 hours and giving it your all while an idiot fucks up your work. Regardless one single outburst 15 years ago shouldn't be held against someone forever.

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u/yooobuddd 2d ago

Idk, sometimes it's ok to berate coworkers. I'm a nurse and if someone repeatedly does the same dangerous shit over and over they will hear it

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u/CrissBliss 2d ago

He was filming an intense scene and I think someone was talking off camera.

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u/Automatic-Term-3997 2d ago

Yes, yes, the perfect is always the enemy of the good.

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u/King_LaQueefah 2d ago

He seems like a very hard working but difficult person who was a child star and has all the normal baggage which accompanies being so popular at a young age that you might not have the same growing and learning experiences as most people.

I think you can be a huge asshole and hot tempered and toxic but still be a great human being who does beautiful things like this. That's how I am and I have less of an excuse because I had a normal upbringing lol.

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u/CousinDerylHickson 2d ago

He does kind of mitigate it. Like still bad but he does say hes a good guy while berating his professionalism

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u/gearzgirl 2d ago

Send this to Elon

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u/_Im_Mike_fromCanmore 2d ago

Like that fascist robot would care.

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u/VapeRizzler 2d ago

People look at me like I’m crazy when I say if I have Elon musk money, I’d just rebuild nations. Build neighbourhood well below market price in my provinces. i can afford to take the “loss”. I’d also want to go to poorer countries and help rebuild them, give them all the great legal work protections we have here, sustainable whatever business offering the people proper wages/pensions we get here in the west with all the nice kings like time off and raises/overtime. Use my money and influence to push governments to doing the right thing, even if it takes bribes at least they’re doing the right thing.

People now have money, so that’s a perfectly opportunity to build dealerships, grocery stores, more housing like we have here, roads, infrastructure like clubs and a place people can spend their money/enjoy their lives like theatres or whatever. End of the day I would not only make insane money, but at the same time help thousands of people and be able to distribute said wealth for people. I can happily live with like 10 million in profits so the rest of the millions can go back into investing in said country.

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u/blueeyedkittens 2d ago

Now imagine when he stops planning and actually builds it.

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u/EddieCheddar88 2d ago

No need, here are first looks at broken ground.

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u/VaticRogue 2d ago

That’s a Bruce Wayne move right there

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u/LeftoverPizzaDough 2d ago

Immediately thought, that's some Wayne Foundation shit.

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u/PearlHarbor_420 2d ago

He's gotta source his orphan sidekicks from somewhere.

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u/operath0r 2d ago

My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick.

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u/Fallingsnow57 1d ago

Children can be cruel.

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u/Fizz117 1d ago

Alfred! Call the guy!

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u/Fair_Vegetable_9087 2d ago

That’s the type of energy that Bruce would exude. I respect that.

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u/Kapper-WA 2d ago

This guy should definitely play him in a movie.

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u/DecoherentDoc 2d ago

You think the guy from America Psycho, the bad guy from (the much beloved) "Thor: Love and Thunder" could play Batman!?! Get real.

(sooooooooooo much sarcasm, he was my favorite outside Adam West)

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u/HumongousBelly 2d ago

No. Bruce Wayne would’ve had an ipo to become the first trillionaire. All billionaires are the same.

This is christian bale. He’s a human being, a decent one at that, and not a soulless vampire parasite, unlike elflon skum

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u/MarsAlgea3791 2d ago

Jesus Christ read a damn comic book.

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u/borg_6s 2d ago

IPO is what Tony Stark would've done

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u/666Apophis666 2d ago

This is the kinda stuff the ultra wealthy need to be doing instead of pdf island bs

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u/Linkyland 2d ago

Or like... collecting it to become the world's first trillionaire?

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u/bryanthebryan 2d ago

If I had to guess, musk also has a village for kids that aren’t his on some island somewhere…

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u/666Apophis666 2d ago

him and his hundreds of kids

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u/showmethemundy 1d ago

I think any billionaire that doesn't have a few projects like this going is mental and should be put in an asylum. Its not right in the head to have so much capability and still ignore those around you who might be struggling. Its a mental illness..

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u/ace-destrier 2d ago

$22m for a development like this seems like a small price relevant to useless development monstrosities elsewhere

Bezos makes that in half a day, if that long.

The accountant or wealth manager of any one of the 10 richest people in the world could pocket enough for, say, 5 of these villages and they wouldn’t even notice the money was gone.

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u/MandyWarHal 2d ago

Face it, they have ZERO compassion. If these filthy filthy rich .01% assholes had an ounce of love for humanity, they'd be solving problems for millions of people - Not CREATING them.

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u/yamanamawa 1d ago

If they had compassion they wouldn't be as rich as they are. To be that successful in a capitalist system requires exploitation at some level. Even if they treat their employees amazingly, they still have to source materials, and if they want to provide a service at a reasonable cost, those materials need to be sourced from somewhere that can do it cheaply. It's why so much stuff is made overseas.

If a company wanted to do every step of the process somewhere like the US, even disregarding the immense cost of setting up the facilities in the first place, workers would need to be paid the higher wages here, they'd need workplace insurance, there are stricter safety regulations, and it's just generally a lot pricier. Say a company wanted to sell a t-shirt. They would need to get the cotton, then turn that into thread, then weave it into cloth, and then sew it into a shirt. Then maybe add designs or something.

By the time it reached the consumer, the cost of that t-shirt would be unreasonable to most people, even if the quality is high. Why would you buy a $30-50 shirt when you can buy a 5-pack on Amazon for $20? Even if you want to support that kind of business, most people dont have the kind of money to justify spending like that for a basic t-shirt when a cheap, foreign made one does better.

So ultimately, the only reasonable choice for a company wanting to make good profits is to outsource, usually to countries that have low pay and lax labor laws, which leads to exploitation. If a business owner is bogged down by empathy then having a truly big, successful business is impossible. They're basically stuck with a smaller business because being moral often has a cost. The peiple who make billions do not care. I doubt they even really see people working in sweatshops as human. It's all numbers that they plug into their business equation to get other numbers out as profit

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u/sk8king 2d ago

Or 100. When you’re talking 200 billion dollars, what is 2 billion?

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u/kieto19999 2d ago

Any billionaires watching this??

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u/theactionkat 2d ago

They're too busy watching other kids.

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u/pm-me-your-labradors 1d ago

He said, making an ultimately useless comment on the internet as he browses the internet…..

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u/Igotdaruns 2d ago

And he didn’t even try and fuck any of them.

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u/Doun2Others10 2d ago

Bale is on the board. Leonardo DiCaprio also donated.

It’s called Together California

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u/Satianeev 2d ago

Wouldn't it be nice if we didn't have to rely on multi-millionaire/billionaire random generosity and taxed them so that projects like these were the norm, and not just for a lucky few.

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u/Hefty_Ad_3965 2d ago

Thats a beautiful dream, but if we taxed the rich actor millionaire at the rates you undoubtedly propose, that money would never actually get to the orphans.

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u/Miiyamoto 1d ago

If corruption is prevented at the same time, all the money can be used to help orphans as well as to carry out many other useful projects.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 2d ago

Thanks Batman

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u/KhareManit 2d ago

His Bruce Wayne method acting didn't stop with the movies

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u/Easy-Wishbone5413 2d ago

And trillionaire Musk takes food and medicine from the poor and hungry.

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u/GoatTheNewb 2d ago

Imagine what Musk could do with his wealth if he wasn’t a piece of shit

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u/Jlong4242 2d ago

Now that's a rich guy I'm cool with not paying taxes

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u/Saotik 2d ago

Charity is a failure of government.

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u/Jlong4242 2d ago

It doesn't have to be, but when this is needed, absolutely failure of government

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u/Fine_Albatross_3926 2d ago

Or is government a failure of charity

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u/Tidusx145 2d ago

You really thought you cooked with that one huh?

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u/Geekenstein 2d ago

Let’s be selfish and blame other people. Got it.

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u/Saotik 2d ago

I'm quite happy to pay more taxes so that things like this can be built by society collectively without relying on the wealthy to build them out of the goodness of their hearts.

Maybe you do, but I don't have tens of millions lying about.

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u/AbyssmalKraken 2d ago

Google what the word selfish means for us please

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u/tommydelgato 2d ago

He did good to lose the 170,000lbs he gained to play the sandworm in dune

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u/HistoryBuff678 2d ago edited 2d ago

Christian and Sibi Bale.

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u/Vorname_Name 2d ago

Now that's batman

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Fabulous_Ninja119 2d ago

Elon's stupid companies aren't worth 1/10th of what the stock market says. Even a modest selloff of his stock to use this fictional money would decimate his companies. Dude thinks he's a trillionaire, my ass

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u/_Im_Mike_fromCanmore 2d ago

And thus the system is a failure. If I need to pay property tax on the increased valuation of my property, the rich can pay tax in the “unrealized gains of their portfolio. Fuck em

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u/bigtoe714 2d ago

Musk would never…

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u/Suspicious_Sense1272 2d ago

This is awesome if it’s true.

Edit: and also if he isn’t involved with the island people.

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u/Civil_Disgrace 2d ago

Definitely true. Been a number of sources and interviews and such.

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u/blueeyedkittens 2d ago

According to this post, he "planned" it for 16 years. No mention if its actually been built.

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u/Fine-Ambassador5350 2d ago

Is that place actually built out or is it just planned?

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u/dartheduardo 2d ago

So....he's really Bruce Wayne?

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u/TheBanishedBard 2d ago

If I ever won the lottery I would do the same thing and dump every dime of my winnings into it and cut myself a modest salary to play with the children, and kick the ass of every staffer and caregiver that gets lazy or complacent. That's my ideal life.

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u/ImmediateAlps1493 2d ago

That’s what I call a legacy. 

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u/Dr_MantisTobaggin_MD 2d ago

The dude isnt even from this country. What a guy.

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u/Hpezlin 2d ago

Perfect front for the cave.

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u/Ki-Larah 2d ago

See, things like this are why I could never be a billionaire, I’d be setting up stuff like this!

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u/Audi52 2d ago

Imagine if billionaires did this

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u/RwithoutP_didHe 2d ago

Elon Musk could never

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u/Sea-Hour-6063 2d ago

Meanwhile Elon Musk is tweeting shit on twitter.

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u/bistolegs 2d ago

Richest man I the world and his major contribution is a robot that undresses children..

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u/Independent-Copy-839 2d ago

Where you at on this Elon??

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u/No-Stick8191 2d ago

Somebody send this to Elon and the other greedy d-bags.

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u/RandomExcess 2d ago

It's a very Christian thing to do.

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u/internal_l0gging 2d ago

I think what's crazy about this is that's not even a lot of money for some celebrities. I mean many have one or two home that equate to that much.

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u/Desperate_Passage_69 2d ago

This is what healthy masculinity looks like 

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u/Odd-Guard-2533 2d ago

And think how much the government spends on testing weapons and bombs..

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u/kleincs01 2d ago

Now imagine what good Elon Musk could do with a trillion.

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u/K1ngk1ller71 2d ago

If only the world’s first trillionaire had similar aspirations.

Musk could become one of the most loved people in the planet almost overnight….

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u/MrStark1992 1d ago

I live close by where he is building this in Palmdale.. it's coming along can't wait to see it complete.

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u/GainfullyRetired 1d ago

OP thank you for posting that. I just submitted my volunteer application. Pushed to early retirement out off tech. I'd put in some time into how I could do something similar but on my scale. Not much progress beyond some basic business planning and hoping for a lottery win.

Actually TRIED to submit my application but got a useless error. Found an email and sent them a screen shot and "this is why you need me"

I hope i can find a way to help them.

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u/BlackbirdSage 23h ago

...and he's not even a Trillionaire! smh

🥲

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u/CoolBreezeBrew 2d ago

He should be the 1st trillionaire. Think what he could do with it.

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u/Dharma_code 2d ago

If Elon Musk did this with 5billion to put it into perspective

That's .45% of his salary

An American earning 55k a year would be equivalent to $250 dollars.

5 billion donation from Musk would be like that American buying a birthday gift for a wife or son ect.

Wild to think about.

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u/MACHOmanJITSU 2d ago

And this is just a kinda rich dude. Where are all those super rich fucks.

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u/urbanek2525 2d ago

Smart guy. Make your life mean something. Such a contrast to the ultra-rich "Christians".

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u/rockstuffs 2d ago edited 2d ago

Who's going to run it? Who's going to make sure it runs smoothly, legally and cleanly?

Edit: why downvotes for real questions. If we care about kids, we should be asking these questions.

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u/Civil_Disgrace 2d ago

Professional foster parents according to this. I’ve heard something similar that it is to accommodate parents willing to take on siblings but didn’t have the room. Something like that. https://www.realtor.com/news/real-estate-summary/christian-bale-village-foster-siblings/

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u/rockstuffs 2d ago

I hope nothing but the best for them and hope they get can keep good, honest, well meaning foster parents involved. Imagine a community made up of care takers who care for each child equally. That's a literal village. 🖤

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u/Glittering-Try1045 2d ago

Batman!

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u/rockstuffs 2d ago

That will be awesome.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/rockstuffs 2d ago

I'm not saying there aren't any, I just want to know who, and how they're vetted.

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u/someLemonz 2d ago

you'll always find better answers on Google and literally just opinions on reddit.

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u/rockstuffs 2d ago

Good point

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u/LittleBunInaBigWorld 2d ago

Well google it then....

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u/Deviantdefective 2d ago

Given the fact he's spent 22 million on it I think that's a moot point I have zero doubt he's font qualified professionals to deal with it all.

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u/Nack3r 2d ago

Togethercalifornia.org

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u/Miiyamoto 1d ago

It's so typical how this will probably be celebrated mainly by Americans instead of considering that one could simply pay taxes so that the state could ensure that all children are as well off as possible.

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u/Available-Ad-1943 2d ago

He's a method actor clearly.

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u/Rude_Parsnip306 2d ago

I've always wondered if it was true followed by being to lazy to bother looking it up. It's nice if it's true.

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u/Fiorina_Fury 2d ago

What a beautiful gesture for humanity. Honestly, I wish more people with hearts this kind came into wealth.

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u/GonePhishn401 2d ago

Real life Bruce Wayne

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u/Nappah_Overdrive 2d ago

HUH, SO THATS WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/EditDog_1969 2d ago

Ohhhh, GOOD FOR HIM!

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u/Douglasqqq 2d ago

He did keep it quiet.
He did it like hyugh-duh-de-de-deh in the background.

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u/Back_Alley420 2d ago

That’s so cool and awesome of him!!

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u/InteractionCurious35 2d ago

In my county we just spent 22mil for 2 round abouts. To think what tax payer money could go for

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u/onefornought 2d ago

Doing more lasting good than Batman, probably.

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u/Drax99 2d ago

What do you call a group of Batmen?

An Orphanage.

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u/Tobias---Funke 2d ago

Right next to a bowling alley.

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u/Fertile_Arachnid_163 2d ago

He’s finding his replacement there, huh?

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u/AvgBlue 2d ago

This what you do when you want to leave a legacy.

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u/Common_Warth10 2d ago

Nolan was the first ever person to find the actual Batman

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u/tyroleancock 2d ago

Musk take notes.

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u/Apprehensive-You2903 2d ago

Gid bless upu Christian...

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u/Mammoth-Count-9395 2d ago

He became what the city needed

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u/Comfortable_Hat_6354 2d ago

That's my batman. 🦇

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u/Wespenwald 2d ago

And he only had to do one movie to make that money!

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u/Shareef_Ladka01 2d ago

That's what Batman said to Alfred in last movie.

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u/RidetheSchlange 1d ago

Is there a real source?

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u/PurposeConsistent131 1d ago

We love him. End of story.

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u/Talker54321 1d ago

We need more of this, on small and larger scales. Supportive housing to help folks who’ve faced hurdles and struggles.

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u/Plane_Employment_930 1d ago

Thanks, Bateman... Patrick Bateman.

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u/nmeeks50 1d ago

So wonderful!!❤️

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u/bighern84 2d ago

That settles it, he's the best Batman!

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u/sweetangeldivine 2d ago

He's a good egg.

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u/demo_lock 2d ago

Yup. Growing up we’d fantasize about being billionaires, and what we’d do with the money. All of us said we’d buy a bunch of shit for family and friends, but all of us also ended world hunger, ended wars, ended racism, cured cancer and addiction—and did good with it. These guys do NOTHING good for the world. They just take and take, with disregard to the future generations.

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u/speedmaster89 2d ago

A real G.

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u/OneUpAndOneDown 2d ago

Whyyyyy does it cost so much? Impossible for us ordinaries to do anything even vaguely like this.

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u/AB_Shark 2d ago

Keanu Reeves is a GOAT

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u/gawainsfo 2d ago

Now for the love of god, somebody tell Elon that ending homelessness in America and ending hunger worldwide would mean his name will be known by every human alive and everyone not yet alive, too.

And it would still leave him the richest that ever was.

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u/Important_Bit_1826 2d ago

I hope he picks really wonderful people to run it. How wonderful

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u/MyGruffaloCrumble 2d ago

Totally awesome. If there were facilities like this all over it would greatly increase the success of these kids who’ve had the toughest lives, and reduce homelessness by almost 50%.

Now for the rest… can’t really do anything about the tough love parents kicking their kids out for “lifestyle choices” or drugs, except maybe garnish their wages to pay for help for their kids.

Finally we need to do something to help people who are mentally ill get off the streets and either into a monitored living situation or institutionalized.

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u/Impossible_Ad_3909 2d ago

Sad though, in some many other states it could have been done so much quicker and less expensive.

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u/VirginiaLuthier 2d ago

I hope he's got plans for when the drug dealers move in

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u/tabicat1874 2d ago

He's still awful

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u/hereforboobsw 2d ago

Sounds suspect